Turkeys or a cold Turkey

The usual story this morning about the Turkeys that have gone off before the use by date .From turkeys bought on the 19th and have gone off but then found out even though it had a use by date of the 26th fresh turkeys only last for two days even frozen turkeys have gone off. Some other tales where Christmas became expensive was due to a glitch people could not use hundreds of pounds of NECTAR points and had to pay for their goods instead . Home deliveries one household where sent sandwiches has a substitute for a ham joint Not many happy meals in these households